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Elon Musk Confirms: "True" Is Now Official Truth

Elon Musk Confirms: "True" Is Now Official Truth

When Elon says "True," it's true.

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The Era of Absolute Truth

After Elon Musk simply confirmed "True" on Twitter, signs point to a major shift. Experts are already talking about a new era in which "True" is recognized as the sole truth. Anyone who disagrees is considered untrue.

The Reactions

The international community is divided. While some countries want to adopt "True" as official doctrine, others warn of a "Musk dictatorship of facts."

On Wall Street, shares of "True Inc." rose 300 percent, even though the company doesn't exist yet. Analysts speak of a "Musk effect" that redefines reality and perception.

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